Funny Poems About Love

1.My One-Eyed Love

Written by Andrew jefferson

I’ve fallen in love- I don’t know why

I’ve fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

 

I knew from the start. It was plain to see

That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me

 

She’s charming and witty and jolly and jocular

Not what you ‘d expect from a girl who’s monocular.

 

Of eyes – at the moment – she hasn’t full quota

But that doesn’t change things for me one iota.

 

It must be quite difficult if you’re bereft.

If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.

 

But she’s made up her mind. She’s made her decision.

She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.

 

She’ll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch

If she looks slightly sideways she’ll see me in church.

 

I’ll marry my true love who’s gentle and kind.

And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

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2.All About Girls

Written by Fiazio

Girls!

They protect you!

Mind you, correct you!

In ways you never thought of,

They inslave you, caress you!

 

You do whatever they say,

Sometimes they confuse you!

Right then it gets real bad,

Misconceptions they kill you!

 

You give them all,

You’re taken to the mall,

Spend all your money,

Untill you fall!

 

They flirt, tiny skirts!

Eyes blink, you’re alert!

Black magic, their mastered skill!

New guys like contraception pills!

 

Some naughty, some innocent,

What lies deep inside,

Is the killer sense!

Oh they messed me up!

 

Damn I know trust this bub,

Sitting here golden cheers!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

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3.My Love And My Heart

Written by Henry  S. Leigh

Oh, the days were ever shiny

When I ran to meet my love;

When I press’d her hand so tiny

Through her tiny tiny glove.

Was I very deeply smitten?

Oh, I loved like anything!

But my love she is a kitten,

And my heart’s a ball of string.

 

She was pleasingly poetic,

And she loved my little rhymes;

For our tastes were sympathetic,

In the old and happy times.

Oh, the ballads I have written,

And have taught my love to sing!

But my love she is a kitten,

And my heart’s a ball of string.

 

Would she listen to my offer,

On my knees I would impart

A sincere ans ready proffer

Of my hand and of my heart.

And below her dainty mitten

I would fix a wedding ring–

But My Love she’s a kitten,

And my heart’s a ball of string.

 

Take a warning, happy lover,

From the moral that I show;

Or too late you may discover

What I learn’d a month ago.

We are scratch’d or we are bitten

By the pets to whom we cling.

Oh, my love she’s a kitten,

And my heart’s a ball of string.

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